An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Fred: Reg Hartner: Check this shit out. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. This job just passed the point of no return! Do you want to get shot? Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom Holy Fuck! Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Jay's Mother: . He LOVES the cock. James Van Der Beek: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Oh, you're the executive producer. Jay: I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Passerby: [to Silent Bob] Here's your coffee sir. Jay: OOH you little fuck. I make that shit work. Well! I've got a wiping problem. Ben Affleck: Dante Hicks: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Sheriff: Chaka's Production Assistant: Sissy: Jay: Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Something nice. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Ben Affleck: Hey! Its time I get my black ass out of here. What do we do with them now? No, you the man, and that's the problem. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Just take it from "It's a good course.". That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Yeah, for Joey, man. Okay, Fucky? I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Jay: It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] If I go to prison will you wait for me? Feature length? Chaka: I'll be right here waitin'. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Brodie: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Quotes - IMDb You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Chaka: Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Dude, she called you retarded. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Angel Jay: And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Hooker Scene - YouTube Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Randal Graves: Whillenholly: You've got the wrong guys! Banky: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Right. Look, man. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Whillenholly: Jay: And for the record, I ain't gay. [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Hooper: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Hey! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Whillenholly: And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. [to Banky] Don't you recognize me? This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. And on that note, we cue the music. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Banky: Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Justice: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Justice: Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0] Okay. Cock-Knocker: Jay: James Van Der Beek: We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Holy Shit. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. The fuck you talkin' about? Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Brodie: Jay: There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. 2hr. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. I'll give you half of what I make. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Jay's Mother: Alright. 8.2 . I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. So what's the deal here? Jay: Jay: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Assistant Director(GWH 2): She doesn't want to go back to the lab. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Jason Biggs: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Justice: Justice: I thought that was a 10-82. Don't be so suburban. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Chaka's Production Assistant: Banky: Teen #2: . Something sweet, ya big goof. Chaka: I'd do anything for you. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] No, Steve. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). [the monkey has been put into a car] I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: James Van Der Beek: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Why are you shooting at me? It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Sorry, Justice. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Jay: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Hooker #1: Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". That was them, wasn't it? You're like a child. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Echo Base: At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. She is TOO fine! And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Sissy: Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Have you seen them roaming around? Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Five hours and not a single ride. You chug that ass cock, baby. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. I don't really wanna die. By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Whillenholly: That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Oh, you like that, MULE. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [to Gus Van Sant] Dogma (1999) - IMDb Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Get the fuck off her. Backup on the way Sissy: What are we gonna do? Jay: BBC - Films - review - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Chrissy: Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Whillenholly: En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Hooker #1: There they are! Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. I was a guard. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Jay: [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Brodie Bruce | Kevin Smith Wiki | Fandom Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Silent Bob's Mother: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes Jay: [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. Whillenholly: Sissy: Jay: Jay: [screams] Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Jay: He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. Teen #2: Jay: Sheep are beautiful creatures. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Hitchhiker: Dude, I think I just filled the cup. - Niggaz With Puppets. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Fred: [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Banky: Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Fuckin' smokin'! Tickets? Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Not this little fuck. Brent: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. Sheriff: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous .
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